What NOT to do when making a fake driver’s license
No matter how much you love su vieja, only include YOURSELF in the picture!!! Pendejo!
UPDATE! Hat tip to Terrance;
Just to be clear on the area served by our US Constitution, a handy map which can be left at watering holes in the Southern Tucson area.
I work two jobs, 4X10s at one job and Thursday night 'till Sunday afternoon towing cars out of ditches, on-call 24X3. Once a month I'm a reservist in the Navy Seabees after doing four years active from '78 to '82. Don't tell me raising taxes won't hurt the little guy, I AM the little guy and I get nailed in California the same as a guy making $1 million per year.
No tip jar!
But if you wanna buy me a cuppa coffee...(Lord knows I drink a lot of coffee);
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ROFL!!!
I agree with Terence. ;-j